And why is it the only girl in the outfit...

[Mirax]

...JUST finds out that the outfit has a website?!?!

LIES!!!

whatever you all are about to say, it's liiiiiiieeeeessss!!

never tell the girl about the website..hah! I had to GOOGLE you guys and then find out the cold truth...

btw, Fortunate, I am SO SORRY FOR LAST NIGHT!!! I totally ditched you :( I said afk for one sec, cause I had a phone call...and yes, it was like 1:30 in the morning. Then PS crashed, AGAIN, so I didnt really bother to log back on. it was only when I was going to bed did I remember I like, totally ditched you :( sorry!!!

btw, I know this post probably doesnt belong here...but eh, I put it here anyway...

yea...I'mma go now. :shock:

[Rahl]

Hah, hit shift o in game...at the top there is a message that mentions the site...I think.

Actually, Triggar is in the outfit, but she doesn't play much. We had one or two other women, but they didn't like us. We do have a lot of men who play as women...does that count?

[CodeZeroX]

Hah, hit shift o in game...at the top there is a message that mentions the site...I think.

Actually, Triggar is in the outfit, but she doesn't play much. We had one or two other women, but they didn't like us. We do have a lot of men who play as women...does that count?

No, Thank Bahamut.

[snipegrzywa]

Elana and Liliannin are our most famous cross-dressers. I would clasify them as she-males since I am still confused on there gender.


Mirax, your not missing much. Mostly we point out how much we all suck and have no lives, with bits of useful info.



Rahl, yes. In the outfit pane it still has our website.

[BuzzEvil]

I don't think i have ever heard a female voice on TS (except for 210203 :P ). So i assume all our female characters are cross-dressers.

[elana]

Elana and Liliannin are our most famous cross-dressers. I would clasify them as she-males since I am still confused on there gender.

I hope I'm not a chick. My wife would kill me.

[Sere]

The Sons of Vanu do not have a website. These are imperialist lies. Praise be to allah.

[Bumrush]

The Sons of Vanu do not have a website. These are imperialist lies. Praise be to allah.So sayeth the Iraqi Information Minister! Hehe glad you found the site. Check out the mug shot page to see our ugly mugs (although mine isnt up there yet - if it was it would surely counterbalance all the ugle mugs!) :)

And how did you google our names? You dont know our real names! MUWWHAHHAHAHHAHAH!

[FortunateSon]

...it was only when I was going to bed did I remember I like, totally ditched you :( sorry!!! :shock:


Yeah I get ditched often... but I have my hairy back to hang out with.

[snipegrzywa]

Another reason we didnt give you the site was that if you found out what happened outsde of PS you woudl run away from su screaming.

[Brtw]

Personally, I find female voices coming thru my headset annoying and painful at times. But of nothing compares to this chick who plays 666th on markov and lives in guam... **shivers** her voice pierces my eardrums :cry:

[BuzzEvil]

They have internet in Guam???! Musta hacked into an undersea cable.

[Brtw]

Oh and buzz, its 213202, I've seen him in game lately, he dies a lot. Thankfully I either have him on ignore, or he doesn't try to talk to me, which I am very, very thankfuly for.

[snipegrzywa]

It ihnk he has most of our outfit on ignore. We wern't very nice with him alst time he logged onto our TS server.

[Brtw]

Last time he was on, he sang(badly!!!), and rahl banned him.... Or was there a more recent time I was privledged not to have been at :wink:

[snipegrzywa]

If i am correct he was an obnoxious asshole. He woudln't shut up, made fun of ppl, we moved to our password secure channel and he somehow got in. He was jsuta little kid who wanted more attention. I believe Rahl helped him form his own outfit, or find one he liked.

[ZROWKEWL]

If i am correct he was an obnoxious asshole. He woudln't shut up, made fun of ppl, we moved to our password secure channel and he somehow got in. He was jsuta little kid who wanted more attention. I believe Rahl helped him form his own outfit, or find one he liked.


Either that or he's decomposing in a large vat of 80% hydrogen peroxide ( EEEEWWWWWW )

We have a girl in the outfit when did this happen?. and who told her about the web site ?

[BuzzEvil]

We have a girl in the outfit when did this happen?. and who told her about the web site ?

Zrow, this is not the He-man Woman Haters Club. :?

[Brtw]

wth are you talking about Buzz? Of course it is... :oops:

Then again, there are female avatars in-game, so I guess every once in a full moon, a girl finds out about SoV.com...


Not that I have anything at all against there beings females in the Sons of Vanu...

[Navin]

We have a real female joining the outfit? Wow. :shock:

Now would someone remind me of what use women are? Can they shoot, drive a Gal, gun a Mag?

Or, are we going have to explain our feelings about killing and repeatedly killing the NC and TR and thoroughly enjoying it over and over again. :P

.

[Rahl]

Well, she TKed the bejesus out of a bunch of us one night. Hah, it got so bad we had to beg her to stop. So, I figure she'll be ok in a fight....if we can convince her to shoot the people with red names.

[TerminatorGunde]

Pegleg :P

[Mirax]

ROFL, OMFG, NO!!! IT'S AN ANKLEEEETTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

And YES I CAN KICK ASS. I'm not a bad player...heh, just be carefull if any of you bring a gal around. Lol, I think I blew up our gal like 3 or 4 times before I actually stopped...lol. It was reeeaaaallly funny.

Yea...good times...

OMG, it's so funny how perverted you guys can be to! Like, one time, I said something in the chat like "I just got jackhammered up the ass" and I think Bum, or Rahl or maybe even Spike...whoever it was, was like "I bet you liked that!" and THEN the conversation got REEEAAALLY perverted and we started talking about penises and stuff, and then OMG!! OMG! the MAG!!! rofl...the mag...hahahaha.

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Anyway...

[Navin]

Guys,

we need to be really careful with this development. It is well known the various gov't agencies put agents on the internet as women or real women to develop dirt on above-board gaming outfits as well as many other legitimate organizations.

We may want to have an affidavit from "her" to protect our rights as men to say and do manly things.

Notice "she" is in California supposedly, hence, another clue - CA is well known as a state full of liberal attorneys seeking to sue someone.

This development could also be a sophisticated attempt by the NC to infiltrate our outfit, learn our secret strategies, divert our focus with the "women" trick and ultimately be put out of business.

Remember electronic communications are subject to interception and recording including manly discussions on teamspeak.

Stay paranoid and you will live a more secure life.

:D

[snipegrzywa]

Not that I have anything at all against there beings females in the Sons of Vanu...

Trigger was going to start a Daughters of Vanu and it woudl be a sister outfit, havnt herd anything about it though, and thius as like 5 months ago.

[Brtw]

I think navin is right, we are all acting like little kids, and little kids are only sue'd by nc spies :twisted:

[TerminatorGunde]

I think Mirax is actually a guy ;)

Burly man from a prison, and called Bubba in real life *shudders*
:o

:shock:

Hmm, it's really strange, I only knew one girl who played putergames when I grew up, and she wasnt very nice. Guess I've grown accustomed that most players are guys, and that the ones that say they're girls are creepy buggers trying to kill you if they get your personal info. :shock:

I hope I'm wrong ;)

[Mirax]

I think Mirax is actually a guy ;)

Burly man from a prison, and called Bubba in real life *shudders*
:o

:shock:

Hmm, it's really strange, I only knew one girl who played putergames when I grew up, and she wasnt very nice. Guess I've grown accustomed that most players are guys, and that the ones that say they're girls are creepy buggers trying to kill you if they get your personal info. :shock:

I hope I'm wrong ;)

I'm happy to tell you that you are VERY wrong.

That was a big insult...hmph. I don't like you no more. :x

[DeathKiss]

sure does swing like a woman if you know what i mean :)

[LuckYx]

don't worry.. i'll make my return one night and tk mirax... she won't know what direction the lasher blast came from.


then there is Rahl who likes his belly rubbed

[Navin]

Syntax analysis by my team supports the conclusion "her" writing style is girlish.

Don't be fooled by this obvious ploy. Department of Justice moles are trained by teenage girls to emulate the "dingbat" style of communication which hooks low-intelligence males.

[zer0x]

then there is Rahl who likes his belly rubbed[/quote]

you know rahl likes little boys.... are you a little boy?

[zer0x]

then there is Rahl who likes his belly rubbed
got it this time

[TerminatorGunde]

Yeah sorry for the last comment Mirax, just that gamers here in Sweden are generally 99% male and that affects our social life ;)

And I guess the pegleg spam-thread a while back kinda gave it away, lol

So again, sorry for calling you Bubba :)

Now, TK me and I'll TK you too a bit, hehe :wink:

[snipegrzywa]

Now, TK me and I'll TK you too a bit, hehe :wink:

You mean TK me, my veh with passengers in it, and other vehs when im the passenger and i can try, and fail, to kill you.

[BuzzEvil]

Hey Terminator. I have a Swedish friend here in Canada who is finishing up her Masters degree. She is pretty hot looking. Maybe i could hook you two up for when she goes back home neh? LOL
J/K. She is a bit of a dance club babe if you know what i mean.

[TerminatorGunde]

If you do that I will never forgive you, I have a perfectly good life without chicks ;)

Gaming never interrupted, ahhh


Oh wait.... hmm... nah nevermind ;)

[Sere]

Syntax analysis by my team supports the conclusion "her" writing style is girlish.

Don't be fooled by this obvious ploy. Department of Justice moles are trained by teenage girls to emulate the "dingbat" style of communication which hooks low-intelligence males.

Affirmative Navin. Deploying countermeasures.

[zer0x]

If you do that I will never forgive you, I have a perfectly good life without chicks ;)

Gaming never interrupted, ahhh


Oh wait.... hmm... nah nevermind ;) .......no comment.......

[TerminatorGunde]

Isn't "no comment" a comment? :)

[LuckYx]

navin the misogynist

[meddic]

LUCKY IS SPEAKING IN TONGUES!!

[martyr]

for the record, trig plays occasionally with me, we go magging together... and she's real.

[LuckYx]

ooo and she flys? even more of a reason for her to goto a strip club with me

[Navin]

If Navin is a misogynist, why does he own several?

[TerminatorGunde]

Martyr you lucky bastard :o

[Navin]

Triggar could be DEA plant working with Mirax who I suspect is DOJ plant.

Bumrush's lady most likely a plant in the Bush re-election staff.

Guys, keep your eyes and ears open.

[BuzzEvil]

Tell Triggar that thing doesnt look edible.

[TerminatorGunde]

I'm not sure, with ketchup everything goes down :)

I've eaten a lot of strange things during my student years, some things worth mentioning: gravel, asphalt, a traffic sign, 1 kg of flour, several matchboxes, fireworks, a mitten and a usb connector.

[Mirax]

I've eaten a lot of strange things during my student years, some things worth mentioning: gravel, asphalt, a traffic sign, 1 kg of flour, several matchboxes, fireworks, a mitten and a usb connector.

:shock:

holy crap...and just HOW did you eat a dam traffic sign?! jesus...you must be a gorilla. :shock:

[zer0x]

I've eaten a lot of strange things during my student years, some things worth mentioning: gravel, asphalt, a traffic sign, 1 kg of flour, several matchboxes, fireworks, a mitten and a usb connector.

:shock:

holy crap...and just HOW did you eat a dam traffic sign?! jesus...you must be a gorilla. :shock: haha eating gravel would be called beefing it like did you crash your acr or something? cause another expression is like man i ate the gravel back there :(

[Mirax]

or he coulda been skateboarding. or biking. or roller blading...and then tripped over or fell, or just plain ate the dirt. or in the case, gravel/asphalt. :lol:

OR, he was drunk and ran out into the street and got hit by a car and ate the gravel/asphalt. or was drunk and ran out into an empty street, tripped, passed out, and ate the gravel/asphalt...

many possibilities. :roll:

[TerminatorGunde]

Nah only been really drunk twice in my life ;)

The first time was when I ate the flour, sadly we spilled some on the ground and it mixed with gravel and asphalt, mmmm tasty :)

Washed that down with some dônk and then I saw this funny little sign made of plastic, it looked kinda like icecream so I figured I'd have a go :P was kinda hard to chew but once it went down things went smoothly, the doctor said I wouldnt have to worry too much, just drink plenty of water the next week.

And that pretty much sums up my initiation to university ;)

[Mirax]

lol... :shock:

You know, I could've sworn I made a post here. But it like, dissapeared. :?:

Weird...oh well. :P

[Tasolth]

Terminator :shock: :shock: :shock: wow..

[TerminatorGunde]

Wonder if I can make my own sideshow at the next circus...

"I ate a baby!" or "Get in mah bellay!"